[Li Lianhua's privileges for tiger dramatics have already been revoked due to behavior, not to mention that Di Feisheng had best not spoil his appetite (or his patience) for such. It is, however, still very funny and a little mollifying. Boardgame fussing...2!]
Don't say that too early, she might be an excellent cook and no replacement at all.
[Or maybe she's going to poison him with her garden plants! It would serve Li Lianhua right! He can say 'I told you so' to a windchime ghost! Horrible man. At least he's bound to be disgruntled now, if not entirely on the defensive foot.]
It's only fair, if people are regrouping according to teams. Your Fang Xiaobao is.
['Disgruntled' is an understatement as well as missing the point entirely, so as expected of Di Feisheng. Maybe a little poison is just what he needs, actually. It's clearly what he's asking for, and who is Li Lianhua to stand in the way of this man getting what he wants.
But even this irritation can still be scattered by enlightening new context. Li Lianhua almost laughs out loud, lost as it would be on the little advice.]
Wait, is that why you're being like this? Nobody left to run the household and listen to your tantrums? Di-mengzhu, you really should have married that obedient little beauty when you had the chance.
Well it seems it's up to you to make sure there's a house worth returning to at the end of this. You should think of that before leaving out crumbs for all sorts of pests and plagues.
I don't remember a chance at such a thing. Unless you mean the corpse.
[And stop calling him that. Mengzhu of WHAT. Sweeping floors? Go in the soup. Di Feisheng is befriending the pests and plagues like a Disney princess.]
The house will survive, less a few jars of vegetables. If I can keep the new ones alive, you'll have to come back to pickle those too.
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Date: 2025-05-06 10:21 pm (UTC)Don't say that too early, she might be an excellent cook and no replacement at all.
[Or maybe she's going to poison him with her garden plants! It would serve Li Lianhua right! He can say 'I told you so' to a windchime ghost! Horrible man. At least he's bound to be disgruntled now, if not entirely on the defensive foot.]
It's only fair, if people are regrouping according to teams. Your Fang Xiaobao is.
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Date: 2025-06-01 06:21 pm (UTC)But even this irritation can still be scattered by enlightening new context. Li Lianhua almost laughs out loud, lost as it would be on the little advice.]
Wait, is that why you're being like this? Nobody left to run the household and listen to your tantrums? Di-mengzhu, you really should have married that obedient little beauty when you had the chance.
Well it seems it's up to you to make sure there's a house worth returning to at the end of this. You should think of that before leaving out crumbs for all sorts of pests and plagues.
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Date: 2025-06-01 08:46 pm (UTC)[And stop calling him that. Mengzhu of WHAT. Sweeping floors? Go in the soup.
Di Feisheng is befriending the pests and plagues like a Disney princess.]The house will survive, less a few jars of vegetables. If I can keep the new ones alive, you'll have to come back to pickle those too.