Di-mengzhu has advanced to killing with flattery, I see. A decent weapon, but poor currency indeed. I wouldn't dare sell myself so cheaply to your service.
I'll say, for someone who won't call me master you're very eager to owe me favors.
[However, after an amount of time that might imply he either had no trouble at all with the question or had already been working on them,]
I do hope Di-mengzhu will do me the favor of not changing my hard work before using it for its intended purpose.
Name: Di Feisheng
Age (Approximate): 32
Arrival date (Month is fine!) November
Favorite Food: sweet glutinous rice cakes
Favorite Dessert: chocolate covered strawberries
Favorite Drink: gingerbread oatmilk chai
Favorite Color: Actually I'm slightly colorblind, no need to worry.
What have you missed most about home?: Back home, I am in charge of a large organization that requires keeping up with a lot of people and their affairs, allocating budgets and work forces, training new recruits and strategizing our next moves. There's also a lot of diplomacy, let me tell you. I miss the opportunity to apply my organizational and fine detail oriented skills here!
What items would make you feel more at home?: To tell you the truth, I'm a bit afraid of sleeping in perfect silence. So any item that emits noise at random intervals would be appreciated. The harder to destroy, the better, as I am a little clumsy with my own strength sometimes.
Is there anything you need to survive that you’re missing?: My cultivation has been stagnating lately, so any little tonics and elixirs for physical advancement might assist me. I don't need to know what's in them, naturally I'm not afraid to test the effects on myself.
What do you want most out of this world?: New friends. My haughty nature, lack of manners and intimidating appearance make it hard for me to seem approachable, and I'm too shy to reach out. But I'm actually quite friendly!
[ENLIGHTENMENTLESS BEHAVIOR. LI LIANHUA WILL MAKE IT TO SAMSARA.]
What was it you said, you wouldn't dare to sell yourself so cheaply? I only take fair deals.
[The work surpasses his admittedly limited expectation and the attention to detail is impressive, even down to the age, which gets a horribly amused headshake. He set him loose on purpose.]
If I have to change it, it's no longer a good deal.
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Date: 2023-12-24 11:31 pm (UTC)And I have to assume whatever you promised him in return was troublesome enough that you're not bothering him with this thing. What was it?
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Date: 2023-12-24 11:43 pm (UTC)I just thought I'd play to your strengths.
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No price matching this isn't Walgreens bitch.]no subject
Date: 2023-12-25 12:08 am (UTC)Di-mengzhu has advanced to killing with flattery, I see. A decent weapon, but poor currency indeed. I wouldn't dare sell myself so cheaply to your service.
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Date: 2023-12-25 12:46 am (UTC)[He would not have said any of that, actually
because he's normal. But that's the point.]You lost out last time. How about a second chance?
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Date: 2023-12-25 01:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-12-25 01:23 am (UTC)Just a deal. You can't lose this time.
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Date: 2023-12-25 01:56 am (UTC)[However, after an amount of time that might imply he either had no trouble at all with the question or had already been working on them,]
I do hope Di-mengzhu will do me the favor of not changing my hard work before using it for its intended purpose.
Name: Di Feisheng
Age (Approximate): 32
Arrival date (Month is fine!) November
Favorite Food: sweet glutinous rice cakes
Favorite Dessert: chocolate covered strawberries
Favorite Drink: gingerbread oatmilk chai
Favorite Color: Actually I'm slightly colorblind, no need to worry.
What have you missed most about home?: Back home, I am in charge of a large organization that requires keeping up with a lot of people and their affairs, allocating budgets and work forces, training new recruits and strategizing our next moves. There's also a lot of diplomacy, let me tell you. I miss the opportunity to apply my organizational and fine detail oriented skills here!
What items would make you feel more at home?: To tell you the truth, I'm a bit afraid of sleeping in perfect silence. So any item that emits noise at random intervals would be appreciated. The harder to destroy, the better, as I am a little clumsy with my own strength sometimes.
Is there anything you need to survive that you’re missing?: My cultivation has been stagnating lately, so any little tonics and elixirs for physical advancement might assist me. I don't need to know what's in them, naturally I'm not afraid to test the effects on myself.
What do you want most out of this world?: New friends. My haughty nature, lack of manners and intimidating appearance make it hard for me to seem approachable, and I'm too shy to reach out. But I'm actually quite friendly!
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Date: 2023-12-25 05:53 pm (UTC)ENLIGHTENMENTLESS BEHAVIOR. LI LIANHUA WILL MAKE IT TO SAMSARA.]What was it you said, you wouldn't dare to sell yourself so cheaply? I only take fair deals.
[The work surpasses his admittedly limited expectation and the attention to detail is impressive, even down to the age, which gets a horribly amused headshake.
He set him loose on purpose.]If I have to change it, it's no longer a good deal.
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Date: 2023-12-25 06:52 pm (UTC)WELL WHO KEEPS DRAGGING HIM BACK FROM THE SHORES OF ENLIGHTENMENT]I should have known Di Feisheng will recognize fine quality work when he sees it. Of course, as expected.